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amazingatheist:

The Oatmeal: My comic about online gaming as a girl

Lol I stopped reading at misandrist.

I’M A MISANDRIST NOW EVERYONE.

But seriously, what about the white, straight mens?????

Well, you actually are a misandrist, yes. Any honest person who checks out your blog will be able to see that. But, I don’t really give a fuck. You can hate men and bitch about how awful it is to have a pussy in America all you want. Your hobbies are of no concern to me.  

What I was doing, since you’re obviously too dense to figure this out without help,  was using an overt accusation of sexism in an intentionally ridiculous way to mock your beliefs by emulating them and showing you how silly you actually sound. But you “stopped reading” once you saw the word misandrist. I think that in this instance “stopped reading” translates to “I have no reply,” but that’s just speculation on my part. 

By the way, since you did call me motherfucker earlier, I’d like to take this opportunity to “oppress” you some more by calling you a stupid cunt. Calling someone names is the same as oppressing them, right? Isn’t that your logic? 

Hardly diplomatic, but sadly true.

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    So obviously this...a bit annoying, since women are most likely to get pelted
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  6. just-smith reblogged this from amazingatheist and added:
    Hardly diplomatic, but sadly true.
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    I agree with Kupokitty. I’m honest to God one of the shittiest online game players in the world and so for the most part...
  11. fishwifemcguinn reblogged this from amazingatheist and added:
    In other words: What’s intriguing...me is your intense hatred for gamers in general
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    mean SERIOUSLY. A DUDE is...world what it’s...Game While...
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    I remember being kicked when I started talking so yeah I missed the rape threats.
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    This person is giving me AIDS. OMG HE MADE A JOKE INVOLVING A FEMALE. HOW OPPRESSIVE TOWARDS WOMEN. SEXIST MISOGYNIST...

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